My Secret Porn Addiction

I have a confession to make.  I’m addicted to porn.  House porn.

Most of the bookmarks on my IPAD are devoted to real estate blogs, realtor listing or building/remodeling.  I love looking at photos of home for sale or rent.  Big home, little homes, weird homes.  I love them all. I don’t really care where the homes are, although I’m partial to those in beautiful settings, of course, but for me it’s not location, location, location.  It’s what’s on the inside I like to examine.

I recently found this photo of a bathroom in a home in River Oaks in Houston.  It reminded me a lot of a bathroom I had once.  Haha, just kidding.  I liked the room because it looked so peaceful and relaxing.  I could imagine sitting in the tub and staring out at the garden.  I liked the chandelier, and I especially liked the design in the marble floor.  The juxtaposition of the extravagant and the subtle…this room is like a piece of art. 



The house is listed at $16,950,000, has 16,931 sq. ft., and was built in 1935.  Counting the one above, there are ten full bathrooms and five half baths.  I’m exhausted thinking about cleaning all that.  When you spend almost $17 mill on a house, I doubt that’s really an issue, though.

If you’re know anything about Houston, you’ll recognize the name “River Oaks.”  It’s one of Houston’s best known, well-loved neighborhoods. Beautiful homes of every design line its tree-shaded avenues, from southern colonials to stunning contemporaries. A lot of them are behind fourteen foot stone fences that only make me more curious when I occasionally drive through the neighborhood just to gawk.  Once I pulled up to a four-way stop sign.  The other three cars were a Jaguar, a Bentley, and a Rolls Royce.  The median home price in 2011 was $1,912,135.000. 

 The subdivision was first developed in the late 1920’s by two brothers.  They sold the lots for $2200 apiece and the homes build on them were required to have a value over $7000.  These figures represent an unbelievable fortune at that time, especially considered the country was tottering on the edge of the Great Depression. According to Mr. Luan, the numbers czar, that $7000 would be equal to approximately $700,000 now.  One lot is currently for sale on River Oaks Boulevard— it’s one and and a half acres, and the listing price is a little over $7 million dollars.

One of the current listings in the River Oaks area includes an indoor swimming pool, or as the Realtor described it, “an extraordinary natatorium.”


This amazing home has 12,000 sq. feet of living space and the asking price is $17,900,000.  The house has a fascinating history. I grew up reading stories in the “society” pages of the Houston Post about the glamorous parties the owners hosted around that pool.  That is if they were in town.  Sometimes they stayed at the villa in Acapulco.Arabas

That home, which was called Villa Arabesque, was used in the filming of a James Bond movie.  With over 55,000 sq. ft, twelve bedrooms and twenty-two baths, it was a pretty cool home, too.

Their houses were spectacular but the couple who owned them was even more fascinating. Talk about a romance… I need to blog about them sometime.  In the meantime, here’s the main equation: Italian royalty plus Houston oil equals true love. I mean true, true love.  They were married over twenty years and died within weeks of each other.

The most expensive home for sale right now in Houston is called Chateau Carnarvon.  Chateau Carnarvon

The listing price is $43 million dollars, which is roughly twice more than the previously most expensive listing. Be sure and watch the video at the bottom of this link.  Personally I think having a British guy narrate the vid makes the house worth the price.  His voice lent a real note of elegance to my house porn pleasure for the day. If you share my addiction, perhaps it will elevate your day as well.

Want to hear the best part?  While researching this article, I emailed a buddy of mine who’s in real estate to ask her something about one of these homes.  She immediately wrote back and said “Oh!  Did you see something you’re interested in?”

“Oh, yeah,” I said, “It’s a little listing that’s $17 mill.  Can we see it this afternoon?”

We both laughed and agreed another day might be better. Like the day when I win the Lotto. Until that day comes, I continue to indulge in my secret porn pleasure.  House porn, that is.